Reincarnated as a failed hero?! Watch me Defy Fate!

I slowly opened my eyes. My vision was still blurry, but gradually everything came into focus. Once again, I was staring up at Naoki's bedroom ceiling.

"Ugh... I must have passed out after yesterday's fight." I muttered, recalling my last memory before blacking out.

"Ah... Lyra, Freya! Are they alright?! Ow, ow..." I tried to sit up, only to realize my body was still wrapped in bandages from the wounds I took fighting that Berserker Troll King.

"Hey there, Sleeping Princess... Finally awake, huh? Geez, you're such a slacker!" Envi suddenly appeared, grinning as he mocked me.

"You... seriously, can you not? I just woke up; the last thing I need is you irritating me," I shot him an annoyed glare.

"Alright, alright... But do you realize how annoyed I am with *you*?! You got to sleep on the laps of two beautiful girls! This is just unfair! I want that too!" Envi suddenly threw a tantrum, his expression a mix of exaggerated pouting and a sulky emoji.

"Hey, it's not like I chose to faint there. I was just exhausted after that fight..." I defended myself.

"Excuses, excuses!" Envi huffed, crossing his arms.

"Besides, if you wanted it that bad, you could've taken control of my body when I was out cold. Why didn't you do that?"

"I wanted to, obviously... BUT I CAN'T! When you pass out, I pass out too, remember?" he grumbled, looking even more frustrated. I couldn't help but laugh a little now that I understood why he was so mad.

"Look, just think about it for a second! If you ever acted out, Naoki's reputation would be in shambles—worse than it already is! Seriously, why does a system like you want things like this? You're acting like a creepy old man! Should I start calling you Mr. Perverted System or something?" I lectured him thoroughly.