Chapter 353: (2): Five Thousand Soldiers Surrounding the Mountain
Chen Ping'an didn't need to ask; Yao Zhen went ahead and obtained for him a geomancy map of the northern regions of the Great Quan Empire as well as two even more detailed geomancy maps of the relevant provinces and prefectures. This allowed Chen Ping'an to plan a rough route to Heavenly Palace Peak.
The six of them left the official road and entered a muddy dirt road.
With a yellow paper talisman stuck on her forehead and a hiking pole in her hand, Pei Qian walked as swiftly and freely as the wind.
Bored and with nothing better to do, the skinny little girl asked, "Old Man Wei, do you let out stinky farts when you eat until you're stuffed?"
Wei Xian ignored her.
Pei Qian went to pester someone else. "Little Bai, how come I've never seen you leave to take a shit? It's not good to hold your shit in your stomach."
Lu Baixiang was rendered speechless.
Pei Qian ran over to Sui Youbian, who was at the back of the group, and she raised her head and asked with an obsequious expression, "Big Sister Sui, do you know how to fly? I often listened to the storyteller at the foot of the bridge, and he claimed that immortals could not only leap across rooftops and run along walls, but they could also transform beans into soldiers and ride atop mists and clouds.
"Well, that old geezer was trying to trick people into giving him wine to drink, so I didn't believe a single word that he said. But I believe in you, Big Sister Sui. I've seen people flying on swords before, so you can definitely do this as well, right? Especially with how beautiful you are. I'll be head over heels with joy if I can become half as beautiful as you when I grow up."