Reincarnated As The Villainess's Best Friend

"Wake Up, Master Rin!"

I woke up with a start, sweating profusely. I expected to be in the afterlife, but on the contrary, I found myself surrounded by silk white sheets and large pillows. The light of the morning sun shone through a nearby window, warming my eyes, and the scent of jasmine tea and fried eggs wafted through the air.

I briefly glanced around me. I was in a large bedroom, usual stonewall, but ten times bigger than the one I was accustomed to.

The bed was incredibly sturdy and the sheets were soft. So soft.

"Master Rin?" A voice called out.

Standing right before me was a tall lady, dressed in a maid’s uniform, with long grey hair tied in a bun. Her eyes were brown and deep-set, and a pair of glasses rested upon her thin nose.

For a while, I admired her wonderfully large chest, forgetting everything else around me.

"Good morning, Master Rin," The grey-haired maid repeated calmly. "Your mother requests your presence at once."

"Rin?... Who’s Master Rin?" I muttered, half-awake.

The maid stared at me questioningly, then let out a brief laugh.

"That’s very funny, Master Rin."

I didn’t really get it. What was funny?