Chapter 538 - 534 I am Professional (14th Update)
"What did you say, you want me to pretend to be your boyfriend?"
"Of course, what else did you think? That I would like you? Don’t make me laugh. With that dark and dull look of yours, I sure don’t hope to only see a pair of eyes and teeth after turning off the lights at night."
Upon hearing Lan Xin’s contempt, Lu Tianxing said unhappily, "Secretary Lan, I don’t like what you’re saying. What do you mean by dark and dull? This is a natural bronze skin tone, understand? All those little fresh meats you talk about, I could single-handedly take on a hundred of them, no problem."
"Yes, yes, you’re naturally bronze-colored. Lu Tianxing, in a word, are you going to help me or not?" Lan Xin, not wanting to linger on this topic, changed the subject.
"I’ll help you, but you need to tell me why first!"
"It’s nothing much, my mom arranged a blind date for me..."
Before Lan Xin could finish, Lu Tianxing interrupted her, "Wait, wait, Secretary Lan, did you say you’re going on a blind date? Hahaha, I can’t believe it, even a beauty like you can’t get married, that’s hilarious. Be honest with me, are you what they call a lesbian who likes women, and that’s why you can’t find a boyfriend? Hahaha, this is killing me."
"Lu Tianxing, you’re the lesbian. Your whole family are lesbians," Lan Xin yelled furiously.
"I’m sorry, even if I wanted to be a lesbian, I couldn’t be."
Trying to hold back his laughter, Lu Tianxing said, "Secretary Lan, don’t get mad. I’m just curious. With your looks, you shouldn’t lack admirers. How come you’re still single? And why did you choose me of all people to pretend to be your boyfriend? Could it be that I exude a unique manly charm and fit the standard of your ideal man, which is why you’re seeking a pretend boyfriend?"
"You’re thinking too much."