Chapter 431 - 429: Bai Weiwei Vomits Blood
"Get lost."
Upon hearing Bai Weiwei’s words, Lu Tianxing’s face darkened as he fiercely knocked on Bai Weiwei’s head, saying, "You little brat, what do you know? Your thoughts are so twisted; you’re practically a hooligan. It seems necessary to have you learn from your sister about what ’The Three Obediences and Four Virtues’ are, so you don’t end up unable to marry."
Bai Weiwei covered her head, tears nearly falling from the pain, as she resentfully looked at Lu Tianxing, "Stinky brother-in-law, lousy brother-in-law, always knocking on people’s heads. I’m just concerned about you. The internet says that too much of ’that’ isn’t good for a man’s health...".
Lu Tianxing looked at Bai Weiwei speechlessly. He genuinely wanted to crack open this young girl’s head to see what she was constantly thinking about all day.
"Brother-in-law, don’t be too anxious. After all, there’s an old saying, ’Haste does not bring success to tofu-making.’ Trying for a baby comes when it comes; you have to relax. Don’t worry, I checked my sister’s room yesterday, she isn’t hiding any birth control pills, so you don’t have to worry about her secretly taking any. But still, take it easy, brother-in-law, a man’s good health is worth more than anything else."
"Damn!"
Lu Tianxing felt totally flabbergasted by Bai Weiwei’s speech. How could this niece of his be even more enthusiastic about the idea of having babies than his elders, even going as far as rummaging through drawers?
Lu Tianxing thought it might be better not to hide any adult-only items at home in the future, just in case this fierce niece stumbled upon them. Probably within a minute, the whole family would know about it.
"What are you two talking about over there? Come over and have breakfast."
Just then, an elderly voice called out. Bai Qiao Mountain had appeared from the kitchen, eyeing Lu Tianxing and Bai Weiwei in the hall.
"Grandpa, let me tell you, to have children, brother-in-law and my sister this morning were..."