Chapter 105 - 104 Finding Beauty
Lu Tianxing, brimming with excitement, was admiring the various skin-toned beauties around him while turning his head to Bai Zhiqing and talking with spittle flying.
"Wife, I just realized a key issue. Why are there so many men committing crimes nowadays! A lot of times, it isn’t really much to do with the men but because you ladies dress way too revealingly. Look at that woman, is that what you call denim shorts! And they don’t even cover up, her buttocks are half-exposed, isn’t this just blatantly inciting crime? If you talk about men committing crimes, women are accomplices."
"Look over there, wife, on the left side, oh my, that’s disgustingly heavy taste, actually hugging a big black chick. This guy’s taste is so heavy, isn’t he afraid he won’t find the spot when the lights are off? But then again, this black chick’s figure is truly explosive, especially those things in front, no different from a cow, could suffocate a man to death."
"And look at that one, wow, she’s really big, a proper ’big’ woman. I bet fifty cents she’s definitely over F-cup. Now look at that face, a melon seed face? Eh, why does it feel so familiar? Alright, Guo Tianwang’s girlfriend looks just like this, a typical internet celebrity face, exactly the same. Wife, would you say this is industrial mass production?"
"Eh, is that a Korean beauty? Forget it, I’m not interested. Wife, I have a question for you, how do Korean men recognize their own wives? They all look exactly the same; what if they accidentally get on the wrong one, is that considered adultery by law?"
"Scared the piss out of me, even such a chubby figure dares to wear tight jeans, is this a challenge to humanity’s limits or her own?"
Lu Tianxing’s eyes gleamed as he chased after the figures of each beauty, his heart itching as he watched a beautiful woman in a dress walk by, wishing he could turn into a breeze and blow up all the skirts to then witness the damsels’ bashful attempts to cover themselves.
"Lu Tianxing, can you rein it in? This is the street, we’re at the airport, not on your wedding day. Can you shut up and not reveal that lecherous side of yours?"
Listening to the incessant nagging by his side, Bai Zhiqing endured and endured until she could stand it no longer. Her face turned an iron blue as she looked at Lu Tianxing, who seemed like he hadn’t seen a woman in ages. It would be one thing if he just quietly observed, but he had to shout about it, as if afraid others wouldn’t know.