Chapter 370: Dying of Cringe
"Come, Blondie Bestie~" Nyx sing-songed as she looped her arm around Alexandra’s and began dragging her toward the hall.
"H-Hm? Where are you taking me?" Alexandra gasped with her heels digging against the floor as if that would stop the space Valkyrie’s relentless pull.
"This bunker has four bedrooms and a basement with two rooms," Nyx began her explanation casually, ignoring her friend’s panic. "One basement room is occupied by Riven, our resident clanker maniac. She’s still in the hospital with her sister right now; you’ll meet her later. The other basement room is where we shoot most of our variety streams. That leaves us with four bedrooms. One is the gremlin’s den of sin—namely her gamer girl cave."
"Den of sin?!" Luna scoffed from the side, earning a smirk from Nyx.
"The other is the harem bedroom where the magic~ happens if you catch my drift..." Nyx continued, her tone sly. Alexandra nearly tripped over her own feet at that.
The poor blond had somehow forgotten how lively and straightforward her best friend could be.
"That leaves us with two spare rooms. Aria, Kai, I, and, well, Bastet, though she has almost nothing, just use them for storage, since we sleep in the giant harem bed together. So I’m taking you to one of those. We’ll catch up, clean it, reorganize it, and then boom: it’s yours."
Alexandra’s eyes widened immediately. She twisted around like a fish on a hook, tugging desperately to escape Nyx’s grasp. "I-I can’t! I won’t take one of your rooms! I didn’t even plan to stay, I just came to thank you for the help, for pushing me to finally take revenge and change my life!" Her voice shuddered as she yanked at Nyx’s grip, looking frantic.
"Absolutely not."
The chorus came from Aria, Nyx, Luna, and Bastet in perfect unison.