Chapter 5: Rude System
Afterward, Kaiden chose a liter of lube and went straight home. Well, he wanted to, but... "Wait! There's one more thing!" the young woman, who he learned was called Luna, shouted excitedly with sparkling eyes, then rushed to the storage room behind the reception desk.
She soon emerged with a small box in her hand. "This is a heating stick! You should push it in the hole you plan to use a few minutes beforehand, and it will warm it up, creating an even more realistic and pleasant feel! It's on the house."
He accepted the box with a wry smile adorning his lips, then went back to his dorm room.
Kaiden put on his favorite video, a nostalgic piece that was his introduction to the world of adult filming back when he was a budding teenager. It was badly outdated graphically, and since then, he'd seen a myriad of objectively better videos, but he still came back to this from time to time.
A man simply had to cherish his roots; it was the right way to lead one's life.
However, as he was undressing himself, a sudden alarm sounded in his mind.
[Ding!]
[The host is truly a virgin loser. He lives on a college campus with numerous ripe chicks flocking around like bored kittens desperately looking for a boyfriend, yet he chose to buy a self-pleasure toy...]
'What the hell? Hey, system, my room is a judgment-free zone, leave me alone!' he cursed inwardly.
Since when was this piece of shit occupying his head so strongly opinionated?!
Thus far, it was like an objectively driven machine, but Kaiden didn't know what to think anymore.
[Although the host made a pathetic move, it wasn't a stupid one. The Pornstar System approves.]