Chapter 1: New Start
"Harder! Yes, just like that! Ah~!"
Euphoric, feminine moans sounded from the speakers of a phone, accompanied by vibrant images of a man and a woman engaging in adult activities flashing on the screen.
'Damn...! I wish I could earn money by humping such beautiful girls for a living...' A young man sighed inwardly as he watched the video dejectedly.
He stood from his bed without averting his gaze from the screen even for a moment and went to the fridge. 'Empty. That's just lovely...' Kaiden grumbled inwardly, then went to check a cupboard in hopes of stumbling upon some snacks. However, just as he was about to reach his destination, the man slipped on something.
"Not the banana peel!" he shouted while falling forward, hitting his head on the kitchen counter and breaking his neck in the process.
*Thud*
Silence enveloped the room.
Kaiden died.
[Ding!]
[Supreme Demonic Sovereign System initiating...]
[Analyzing host... 0%... 10%... 50%... 99%...]
[Analysis complete! Calculating ideal personalized system.]