Chapter 151: Breakthrough
"Third layer reached! Yeah, baby!!! Wooooo-Hoooooo!!!"
"First layer reached! Yeah, baby!!! Wooooo-Hooooooo!!!"
"Hmph! Frog in a well, what’s there to celebrate about after merely reaching the first layer of a Mystic Art?"
"Why? What’s wrong with celebrating after reaching the first layer? You weren’t even on the first layer two months ago."
"I didn’t celebrate like you, Zhanxian! Reaching the first layer is just a fancy way of saying you’re an inexperienced newbie! You’re not even a real cultivator before you break through to the second layer! Stop making a big deal out of it!"
"Master, you’re celebrating even after being on the lowest layer of the first major realm among the current disciples of your generation. I mean, your cultivation used to be lower than that just yesterday, but you’ve not achieved anything to boast about either, have you?"
"...Damned brat! You dare talk back to Daddy?" Han Xuhan clutched his chest, feeling a phantom pain in his heart.
"So what? What are you gonna do? Threaten to lock me up in your foundation tower? Hah, go ahead! Nothing will make me happier! What else? Death? I’m already dead! Torture? I, Zhanxian, don’t even feel pain!"
"...Those are all excellent points, Zhanxian. But you forgot one thing. Anything that has consciousness can be tortured, you fool! I can lock you up inside the sect’s shit-pits, where you’ll have to deal with being showered with a thousand tonnes of shit every damn day!
"I can also venture into the mouths of the most dangerous places on this planet and throw you in there to enjoy the show. I might even return to the Holy Land of Laws and throw you into the center of a zombie horde. So what do you say?"
"....You would do that to me, your precious bone-shield?"