Chapter 102: Who Dares To Call My Reserve Small?
"Minion Zhanxian, I have a job for you."
"As long as it doesn’t require me to take any risks, I’m listening."
"Ahahaa, about that... There IS a teensy weensy bit of risk, like, just a pinch of danger, just enough to make it interesting. But if you can follow my instructions, you won’t be affected by it."
"I won’t be affected by anything as long as I stay here. In fact, why am I even here? Just summon me back inside your spiritual world, Master. I’m useless in a place like this."
"It is exactly because you’re useless here that I am making you useful through this task. If you can do it, our safety will be ensured regardless of the dangers we face. You’ll even be safer than me!"
Seeing that Zhanxian didn’t seem convinced, Han Xuhan started promising him rewards.
"If you do it, I can compromise a bit and let you customize your future neighbors in my spiritual world! Do you want it to be a pretty lass with shiny, healthy bones? I have the perfect bone measurements! Do you want a younger sibling to play with? Daddy will make one for you!"
"....I always had a feeling that you’re batshit insane, Master. Now, I’m questioning how insane I was to doubt the possibility."
"Only a kind master like me would allow such questions, Zhanxian! And there is no need to doubt your instincts. I am indeed insane, an insane genius, really."