Chapter 45: Please Buy My Super Badass Technique!
"Let’s see what this amazing technique is..."
After seeing Mu Ran off, Han Xuhan opened the scroll that Mu Ran had forced him to take with a hint of doubt.
[ The Skeleton Monarch Manual ]
A super awesome cultivation technique suitable for any realm known to mankind. This heaven-defying technique allows the practitioner to create his own army of skeletons that shall obey the practitioner’s every order without hesitation. This super badass and incredibly powerful technique that surpasses every technique in existence is the creation of the unrivaled genius master Duo Tian! Buy it or regret it!
"...What is this abomination? Who wrote this description?"
Han Xuhan gasped at each and every line of that introduction. A suffocating sensation enveloped his lungs.
His impression of the cultivators in this world hit an all-time low through that one paragraph.
This technique was the most unreliable thing he had ever seen in his life. Even the guaranteed STD treatment experts from the back-alley of his apartment on Earth suddenly seemed more reliable after seeing this impactful sales pitch.
"Why did Mu Ran praise this technique? He said it’s a better Mystic Art than anything else I can find in the Archives. Is this a prank?"
With the doubt in his mind getting heavier, Han Xuhan went back to that helpful senior disciple to verify his suspicions.
"Senior, is this technique any good? Do you have any impression of it?"